31 Signs You're Kind of Maybe a Grown-Up
1. You internally groan every time you see a Facebook event invite that starts at 11 p.m. Can’t people in ironic T-shirts do drugs from like 7 to 10:30 p.m. and then call it a night?
2. You pay your bills on time. Con Ed? Time Warner? You run this shit.
3. You never, or rarely, overdraft. Nor do you feel the panic at ATMs while watching the little dude dance around, wondering if you will have to get a Wendy’s baked potato for a lunch/dinner combo again.
4. You know how to walk in heels. Really walk, not just stumble around like a drunk person.
5. You have severely cut down on the 3 a.m. drunk Taco Bell fourth meal. Because the next morning when you wake up, it feels like you’ve just eaten concrete. Woof.
6. Your salads are full of old person vegetables rather than crunchy stuff to distract you from the fact that it is a salad.Like healthy beets and chickpeas, instead of croutons and Chinese noodles. And it still tastes awesome.
7. You’re good about going to the dentist. And flossing. BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.
8. You successfully plunged your own toilet. Multiple times.
9. You had your favorite posters matted and framed. Because you live in a classy home now.
10. You have a pet that will live a long time. And you probably feed it organic food. And my cat is probably reading this post, somehow. Hi, Mothballs!
11. Green juice tastes good to you. And not just “healthy but gross,” the way healthy veggie stuff used to taste — you can feel your body/brain/soul glowing when you drink it.
12. Rather than buying fast fashion like Forever 21 regularly, you save up and splurge on classier pieces once in awhile.Because cheap tops can only get you so far, and some of the nicer things you can wear forever.
13. You don’t know what an Austin Mahone is. Or a Cody Simpson.
14. You clean on a semi-regular basis. Sundays are for Swiffering.
15. You take clothes to the tailor instead of just wearing things that don't quite fit right.
16. You do your taxes all on your own and actually vaguely get it. Or you hand them off to an accountant rather than letting your W-4s sit on your desk for months.
17. You are capable of cooking for yourself regularly. And are able to prepare a nice, *~*fAnCY*~* dinner without burning the place down. And, if given advance notice and time, go to Whole Foods.
18. When your shower drain backs up, you actually call the plumber to fix it rather than just letting 4 inches of water chill around your feet every shower. Ditto with defrosting your freezer.
19. You throw out those sheets that have a hole in them. Or a gigantic, unremovable period stain.
20. You can tell the difference between expensive and cheap wine. For the first time, like, ever. (Mostly red wine.)
21. You only have a few best friends instead of 239 people who are your "BFFs" and that is a great thing. Because you prefer real, substantive friendships to a bunch of surface-value party friends.
22. The only drug you get excited about doing is Zzzquil.Getting “turnt up” < drifting off on a cloud of bedtime wonder.
23. You used to say things like "Honestly, I don't think I WANT kids" and now when you see babies, you cry. Umm, biology is strong.
24. You pick up the check for someone younger than you.And it actually feels great.
25. You now have to stretch in the morning and especially before any kind of physical activity. Or else you’re walking like Woody in Toy Story after 20 minutes on the elliptical.
26. "Oh shoot, I pulled something" is your new reality. “I think I slept on my neck/back weird,” she has said every day since she turned 27.
27. Rather than working out for appearance, you realize that if you don’t start healthy habits now — it’s going to catch up with you in about 10 years. SCIENCE: Exercising isn’t just for getting hotter.
28. Savings accounts seem really significant all of a sudden.And having that safety net is always in the back of your mind, even when you are trying to stay Young and Fun and Spontaneous.
29. Same with getting a full 8 hours of sleep. It just improves the following day by 300 percent. “You can sleep when you’re dead” is not in your Twitter bio anymore, let’s put it that way.
30. When you go out, you know exactly how much you can drink before making yourself sick. And exactly what food/beverage will make you feel better in the morning.
31. You have a section in your cabinet dedicated to medicine (Advil, cough drops, nasal spray). I have earwax remover in that cabinet. Who wants to have sex with me??
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